St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Bearcats, Bimbos & Birds Looking to Get Bent,

Dust off your glad rags and break out the white lightning: the blow is back for the 3rd year in a row in the City of Brotherly Love.

Secret Location will be announced after ticket purchase to keep the fuzz on their toes (It's in the city & accessible via SEPTA).

We're going on a toot at a new juice joint this year so don't get left holding the bag and dish out the dough for your tickets now - space is limited and since we're hitting on all sixes, we're sure to sell out.

Spread the word to any floor-flushers, cake-eaters & lolly-gaggers who want to get a wiggle on because day-of entrance costs more mazuma, so anyone that knows one's onions will be hot to trot.

Period appropriate attire REQUIRED.