Amateur Go-Go Contest & Hip Hop Dance Party Benefit for Baby Cheezwitts

Sadly, the March 9th Anti-Bestiality Educational Outreach was marred by violence. Video Circus employee Baby Cheezwits was the target of anti-puppet prejudice and has fallen into a state of psychotic agoraphobia. Being an inanimate object, he appears to be immune to medications and therapy.

To help raise awareness about puppet persecution, the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus will be holding an amateur go-go contest and hip hop dance party.

-Party starts at 10:00
-Contest Starts at 11:30
-FIRST PRIZE $100 CASH AND $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR PASSIONAL BOUTIQUE
-Second prize an old shoe full of Dirty Diamond’s used condoms.
-Street clothes or costumes, fully dressed or stripped down, male or female, you do what you need to win.
-No genitalia may be exposed; bring pasties (or merkins?) or we will provide electrical tape.

$5 gets you in and a complimentary can of PBR (While supplies last).
$3 if you bring a puppet. (Offer excludes finger puppets and paper bags).

Dope Lyrics and Dope Beats provided by DJ Roofeo

Hosted by Louise LaTease & Dirty Diamond

Judging the contest will be local super stars Uncle Wheattoast, Needles Jones and Helvis Presley

Sponsored by
Passional Boutique
& Pabst Blue Ribbon

A video of Baby Cheezwits describing his ordeal can be found here: http://swellco2000.com/2010/04/amateur-gogo-contest-hip-hop-dance-party-benifit-baby-cheezwitts-18th/